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RyanSh3ll05

dude its tile it comes off easy if you wiped it off he cant see it its not like you came on a carpet or something


jenna_hazes_ass

Orin between his bed and the wall where it grew mushrooms


love_to_taste_ass

Yeah but what if he smells it?


x_Paramimic

If he can smell it you need to see a doctor.


InjectThePain

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


RyanSh3ll05

did you wipe it off or not? bro if you got rid of the cum he wouldnt know it was ever there its not like you dropped a load of liquid ass with powerful dye in it its just cum bro


love_to_taste_ass

I wiped it up with tp and threw the tp in the back of toilet so it would bypass the bowl (didn't want him to see it when he was peeing)


ZanzibarGuy

You mean the cistern? You know that doesn't bypass the bowl, right? That's where the water in the bowl actually comes from... So if the tissue gets stuck enroute to the actual bowl, there's a *greater* likelihood of it being discovered. Seriously. You've turned a regular, and fairly innocuous event into something really weird (shoving tp into a place in the toilet where it ought not to go).


RyanSh3ll05

smh dude just flush the cum down like a normal person


love_to_taste_ass

I didn't want to flush the water right before taking a shower, I was worried about remembering to after


RyanSh3ll05

ok bro u wierd wierd


sim642

Now it's a "she" suddenly? Get your story straight.


love_to_taste_ass

It was just supposed to say I was worried about remembering. Typo


maeve_dustaine

If you didn't want to worry about that you shoulda cleaned it up better with some hand soap at least or something


love_to_taste_ass

I didn't want to all that


Frapiccolo

https://t.me/joinchat/NjhnTvDNWDczMmQx


RyanSh3ll05

tf?


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InjectThePain

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Silent-Ferrets

OP, if you are throwing cum filled toilet paper in the toilet cistern then you probably aren’t old enough to be tasting ass my dude


silox250

Today on "12 year olds on Reddit"


NulnOilShade

After seeing op's responses; this is either bad trolling or op is broken and that he has friends at all is an achievement


prettyflythaiguy

Definite bullshit


shook_-

How do you accidentally shoot? Usually you got a good 1-5 seconds before you know your about to shoot….


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prettyflythaiguy

Absolute bullshit isn't it.


love_to_taste_ass

Reported for false post accusation.


Few-Ad-2270

Friendly fire


love_to_taste_ass

fyff


Few-Ad-2270

Nothing really just chilling bout to go to bed


love_to_taste_ass

fyff = fuck yeah friendly fire


Few-Ad-2270

Oh I thought it meant for your fun friday


Hot-Context8284

Bathroom is a dirty place because… well you shit there, but that doesn’t mean you have to make it worse. You spread your seed from the floor to the rug. You could have used a sponge & Clorox spray to clean it, but since you lack what was once the gentleman’s code, you just did the minimum. Men like you fail men, you leave the door unlocked for the zombie/monsters to break in and ruin a safe-house.


CHRLZ_IIIM

Ya! What this guy said.


sim642

>I didn't want him to know so I [...] moved the bathroom rug Now he definitely knows.


thezulugreat

Unless your fucking jazz is acid and it burn a hole through the tile- who gives a shite!?